Luxury Analytics, Inc.

Your premier source for Luxury Analysis!

LuxAnal HOLE

Luxury Analytics, Inc. is working on the next-gen standardized metrics system for definitive quantitative analysis of an item's level of luxury. The Height of Luxury Examinations, or LuxAnal HOLE test, is a standard process to quantitatively define just how luxurious a given object is. Refer to it before buying a range of products--you don't want to end up with an item that got a nasty LuxAnal HOLE!

Custom Analysis

We specialize in analyzing:

• Furniture Comfort
• Bathrobe Softness
• Slipper Efficacy
• Sheet Dreamworthiness
• Jewelery Shininess
• ... and much, much more!

Contact our assistant manager at ass.man@luxanal.com today for a free* quote!